Well, it's that time of the week again. Are you ready for a deluge of disabled diatribes? I know I am, so let the quotes begin!
Juvie Nurse: "Are you feeling suicidal?"
Kid: "Not right now, but I've starved myself to death before, so I know what it's like."
"I need oxygen 5 to 24 hours a day, especially if I'm sleeping."
Me: "So tell me why you stopped working?"
Dude: "Well, I never got a raise or a promotion, so I figured something must be wrong with me. So I quit."
"I get anger issues about once a month, so I can't work."
(That same person said his anger problems started after he was born in breech presentation...)
"I need at least an hour nap each afternoon, and I can't find a job that will let me have that."
Until next week,
-DD
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